Banned_Opinions 2 day.agoI decided that I would host an "Emotion Party" get-together at my house...The idea was you had to dress up as an emotion. The doorbell rings, and at the door was a guy dressed completely in blue. "What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked. "Blue." He said, "I'm sad." Doorbell rings again a few minutes later, and there was a woman completely in green. "What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked. "Green - I'm green with envy." She said. A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again. Standing there was a guy, completely naked, with a broken bottle up his ass. "Uh. What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked. "Oh, me? I'm just fucking disgusting."
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Jackson jacks off
Michael Jackson
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
Apparently more than 3, it's still pretty dark down there
[ THEY DONT EXIST ]
A midget spinner.
Because being wrong is for women
Puke comes out of a baby, I cum in
The Fairy.
The pencil has a point
I thought the Vegan was overcooked
A gorilla caused nationwide backlash
The wheelchair.
Goo loo king nee guo
Fuck knows?
......they only land with old people
Stephen Hawking in a house fire
Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.
Putting the infant into infantry.
Why don't they stop being so precious and just freakin' grow up.
Only one person has to be tested at the STD clinic.
R6S has defenders...
Poke em young!
They said: "Don't worry, it's all in your mind."
I received a letter back saying thanks for the sleeping bags.
Because bitches like it when u call them beautiful.
Unfertilised.
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